There Are No Fairy God Mothers In This World
Fall Out Boy 2005: I got the sunset in my veins.
Fall Out Boy 2009: I shoot the sunshine into my veins. I can't remember the good old days.

buzzfeed:

Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.

Be kind to one another.

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

permissiontogoafterhim:

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sweetmonkeyvagine:

imagine 2009 patrick applying rogaine to his hair. eating salad. doin his sit ups. he is going to be sexy

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
I was going to answer you but I got distracted by something and forgot
My inbox fucked up and ate the message
I have nothing else interesting to say
I suck at socialising and don't know how to reply
I get a lot of messages and it takes a while to get through them
NOT REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
I hate you and never want to see you again
xokrista: