Honestly I Just Don't Care

napoleonmaxwellsowachowski:

Today on the bus taylor swift was playing and it was trouble or whatever and my friend who actually likes taylor swift was singing along happily and whatever

and then it gets to the “cold hard ground” part 

and the entire bus screams like the goat video

and it was the most syncronized thing ive ever seen a group of teenagers do that wasnt planned

fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

Sometimes read our old texts and I sort of feel like dying

shakespeareandpunk:

remember that time FOB wrote a music video for which the entire concept is just. emo vampire gangs? At some point Pete Wentz was like: ok so I’m a vampire right? ok no no hear me out, I’m a vampire and Patrick is taking care of me because I wanna be a good vampire, obv. and at night we go out, and there are all these vampire gangs that we protect people from. Who are the gangs? oh right just. like whoever we have on hand. There’s that one gang of punk vampires and a gang of hip-hop vampires (Travie is the leader), and then these flamboyant androgynous Dandy vamps, no no no it makes sense, Brendon Urie’s in it and William Beckett is the leader and he turned me and it’s all vaguely homoerotic. oh and I can fly and play bass at the same time. What does this have to do with the actual song? ha ha ha ha nothing man, rock and roll. 

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

Plot Twist: All exams got cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sat revising bollocks they're not going to use in the future

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

I went mountain biking today and I’m so exhausted, but I can’t wait to go back tomorrow :)

do not make
homes
out of people.
this will leave you
homesick
and sad,
missing arms that
cannot hold
roofs,
hearts with
shaky foundations.

Home (Michelle K)

This tho

(via the-partys-at-mels)